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Before you send the message, please note that the patches are NOT for sale and that we are not looking to hire.

And in case you were wondering, our comms plan is as follow:

Primary: This page
Alternate: Twitter
Contingency: Instagram
Emergency: Randomly run around a Volvo, say the words "The Power of the Red Team compells you!" and hit it with a sledgehammer. We will materialize there.